The Human Pez Dispenser
Currently, I'm a walking, talking Dog Treats Dispenser for our new dog, Bryn.
An "Outward Hound" (oh yes) training pouch lives at my waist, filled with little bits of kibble to reward her every good action.
Sit - Pez!
Down - Pez!
Stay - Pez!
Come - Pez!
Go into your crate - Double Pez!
Don't eat the neighbor's cat - Pez Jackpot!
It's raining kibble, hallelujah, it's raining bits, on Bryn.
One day, perhaps, she'll recognize me as the Hiking Czarina and Alpha Female I really am, but right now, I'm Robibil of the Kibble, fuh shizzle.
posted by Woman In Love @ 9:41 PM
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